The Rant is back and it's angrier than ever.
Don't you just hate when you're in a bad mood and people want to keep talking to you anyway? Even when you warn them? They want to joke and try to make you laugh when they should just leave you alone so you can get try to get over it. They don't seem to get that that the longer they try to make it their life's mission to bring you out of your funk the higher they are escalating on your list of people you'd like to taze. And I love it when they ask if they did something to make you unhappy. Well you hadn't previously, but . . . Anyway, thanks to my fellow co-workers on our contract negotiations team and my friends who had the misfortune of running into me today and catching my "wrath". Y'all the best. And I'm sorry . . . to some of y'all . . . hmpf.
I want to send a huge thank you to one of my closest compadres in the universe, Jody. Jody planned our vacation in Whoville and aside from getting chased by a bat on Friday the 13th (story to come later) we had a great time. Jody, I know I already told you this but you are awesome. Thanks for making me go. I always need you in my life. Love ya kid.
Enough of that mushy stuff.
So CPS goes back to school this week. And I'm wondering what fresh hell the kids will unleash on my big-sissy-roomie Maria who teaches at the Row. They take her kindness for weakness but I know better. One time I put a pineapple upside down cake in the refrigerator overnight. I don't even want to think about the hell she rained down on me the next morning. ******SHUDDERING****** Let's move on.
Some observations from the sports world. First of all, how stupid is Franciso Rodriguez (K-Rod)? If you haven't heard, this is the New York Mets pitcher who put the smackdown on his girlfriend's father (who is his children's grandfather). He was arrested for assault and then suspended for two games. When he returned from suspension and pitched the Mets discovered he had hurt his hand so badly from the fight that he needs surgery. Yeah, he forgot to mention that little tidbit. So now the Mets are pissed, his season is done and his contract, if the Mets can pull it off, is headed for Voidland. I'm guessing the girlfriend might want to void him too after all this. Ya know K-Rod, I'm not a big fan of my dad, so I'm not sure I would leave you if you attempted to separate his head from his shoulders.
Yeah. I'd leave you. Nimrod.
I'm also wondering what the eff is wrong with the Reds Joey Votto? I mean, how do you just get booted twice in the first inning two different games? I was reading this weekend that our media wasn't quite sure what he was saying to get put out. But I'm told by a friend today who is a rabid, I mean avid Reds fan, that the way you get put out is to tell the catcher or ump or both to go eff himself. That'll piss off an ump won't it? But you gotta admit, that boy is talented. And funny.
While on vacation, someone in the cabin said the words "Brett Favre". I blacked out when it happened so I don't remember who said it or why. I don't know if it was someone who sees the rant or not. I just remember waking up screaming.
Speaking of vacation again, did you see my confederate flag and "People of West Virginia" photos? Please make sure to look if you haven't. It's awesome. On the confederate flag stuff, we were busy just snapping pics left and right when one of my friends mentioned something about a gun in the guy's booth. So we backed the eff off. There's also a picture of me holding a shirt encouraging you to try another white meat in your diets. I want you to know that all my friends who went to the Whoville State Fair that day including myself bought that shirt. We all have it in different colors. We're awesome that way.
I have to admit that the folks in West Virigina were very nice. Even to those of color who were on the trip. One day me and Marquitashua went out by ourselves and there were several times when folks spoke to us first, you know, "Good Morning" and that kind of thing. That doesn't even happen here. We only had one instance of wanting to fight a hillbilly chick. Other than that it was all good. I also have to admit we probably took a picture of every black person (and one Hispanic) person we saw. We were amazed.
Don't you hate it when people keep talking about their vacations? I always tell people if I wanted to know about your trip I would have went myself. So aside from the bat story, which I will post when I have the energy, I'm done. Thanks for all the love I got when I returned though - I couldn't rant while I was away since there was no wifi.
Until tomorrow.
Love,
Leslie
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