My Rant for the Day (10/22/10)

The following people should be tased:

1. You, if you talk on your cell phone while trying to park.*

2. People (living in Ohio) with yellow license plates with red numbers. (Look that up if you don't know what it means.)

3. People who "exercise" by walking  slowly pulling a small yip yip dog while (again) talking on their cell phone.*

4. Anyone who complains how cold it is . . . while they are outside smoking.

5. Any nut who blows at someone with their right turn signal on while waiting on a red light. Sure we could turn right on red, but we don't effin' have to. So build your bridge and get the eff over it.

6. Women who walk away from their purse in their cart in the grocery store.*

7. Anyone who writes a check in the line at Walmart.*

8. YOU, if you were wearing flip flops today.

9. The Dallas Cowboys.*

10.The Bengals if they lose Sunday.*

11. People who don't say "bless you", "eff you" or anything after you sneeze.

12. Grown people who wear footed pajamas.

13. The lady who sings that song that goes "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key." What the hell does that mean?*

14. Anybody living in any zip code starting with 152(XX). Look it up.*

15. Everyone who has stolen the Old Spice commercial theme. I can't stand a copy cat.

16. People who drive Camry's. You're a yuppy AND you're car doesn't stop. Get behind thee Satan.

17. The lady in the Progressive insurance tv commercials.

18. Anybody whose never played Donkey Kong.

19. People who don't eat tacos. So un-American.

20. Women who ask a bunch of questions during football games. Shut the hell up.*

21. Anyone named Jimmy Johnson.

22. Anyone named Chad Ochocinco.*

23. James Harrison.

24. Tim Tebow.

25. Men who use ponytail holders. They're ours. Give them back.*

26. You if I can smell your perfume/cologne before I can actually see you.

27. Women who you KNOW have a lot of money, with jacked up hair weaves.*

28. Men who wear cheap shoes.*

29. Negative people.

30. UC and/or Texas if they lose tonight (GO BEARCATS and RANGERS!)

*Preferably tasing should occur while subject is wet.

Have a great weekend!

Love,

Leslie