I know you don't give a damn, but here's what I think . . . .
1. I think Ben Rothlisberger should write a thank you note to Brett Favre. Because if Brett hadn't put his Johnson on Front Street the media would have been so far up Ben's a$$ this weekend when he spoke you would have been able to see light through his tonsils from all the camera flashes.
2. I think it's mighty ironical that the Cleveland Browns take out the Bengals' Jordan Shipley with a hit hard enough to give him a concussion aaand draw a fine (T.J. Ward) aaaaaand insist the Bengals should get over it because the hit was clean but are NOW whining because two of their players get nailed with head leading hits by Pittsburgh (James Harrison) drawing even bigger fines. Karma's a brown biznatch ain't it?
3. I think if you didn't do it, you should say you didn't do it, otherwise you've just confirmed you did it.
4. I think wallpaper and linoleum should be banned. And if you have it in your house you should be hit with the business end of a spork every time you walk into the offending room.
5. I think as many times as I have typed the word spork, my computer should not be fighting me on whether the word exists. Excuse me Mr. Dell Latitude (I know you are a man), but bite me please.
6. I think I'm pretty excited that I get to pull out my pink snuggie. Don't be jealous.
7. I think some people's IQ's go up only after they sit on their a$$ and scoot back and forth.
8. I think I can't believe Steve Harvey is hosting Family Feud. He makes my a$$ tired.
10. I think Peter King and Mike Florio are my favorite sports writers/bloggers. When I grow up . . .
11. I think ESPN Radio has the dumbest commercials on radio. But I probably think that because I have boobs.
12. I think this has already been the longest week on record.
13. I think Jesus invented cookies.
14. I think I don't understand people who don't clean bird poop off their cars.
15. I think I want to switch lives with my cat for a day. Pee, poop, eat and sleep all day? And get massages on meow demand? That's the life.
17. I think being a WHHS Eagle rocks. I KNOW it rocks. Don't hate.
18. I think I'm going to blame you for everything.
19. I think a lot of y'all shouldn't run around flipping your hair like Willow Smith. It will probably fly off. On second thought, I want to see that . . .
20. I think I'm done. Aren't you glad?
(Note #'s 9 & 16 were deleted because they referenced real people by name - you can find the full post on Facebook but you have to be my "friend" to see it.)
Love,
Leslie
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