May I ask you a few questions?
1. Why would I stand at the elevator if I hadn't pushed the button already? (Really, you see me standing here and you're going to push the button anyway?)
2. Why does everyone on House Hunters want granite counter tops? How about counter tops made of popcorn?
3. If you know your Johnson is little, and I believe you DO know when your Johnson is little, why would you take a picture of it and text that picture to someone else?
4. If someone tells you that what you've been doing isn't working, why would you keep doing it anyway?
5. Why did anyone ever watch "The Nanny"?
6. What's wrong with Kanye West?
7. Wouldn't the best Halloween costume ever be Chad Ochocinco wearing a Superbowl ring?
8. Political party differences aside, do you really think we don't know you've got that huge and horrible combover going on there Mr. Chabot? How can we trust you?
9. Do you think those crazy dressed people in Walmart dress that way on purpose? I mean, really,where else do you ever see people dressed like that?
10. Have you ever played the "Blue-tooth or crazy" game? It's when you see someone talking to themselves and you think to yourself (or for more fun, out loud with your friends), blue-tooth or crazy?
11. T.I. had six lawyers and the best they could do was eleven months? You're kidding.
12. Remember when Dr. Seuss asked if they make flashlights to see when it's dark why don't they make flashdarks to see during the day? No one has really answered that for me yet. I'm disappointed.
13. Does Dave Burchell from Ch. 12 really talk like that off the air?
14. Just what the hell was Junior Seau doing driving over that cliff?
15. If I hit you from behind, isn't it your fault for being there in the first place?
16. Did you know that now if you put a nickel in a parking meter downtown, it only gives you a minute of time, but if you turn the knob without paying first, you get ten minutes of time . . . free. Makes sense doesn't it?
17. Aren't you just rooting for the Rangers to whoop the Yankees' a$$es?
18. Don't you think NFL players who hit leading with their head can do so because there's nothing in theirs to begin with?
19. How much longer are we going to have to sit through Mick Cronin coaching the Bearcats before they finally fire him? (By the way, there's a FB page dedicated to the cause.)
20. Are you ineffable? (Thanks Henry.)
Thanks. I feel so much better . . .
Love,
Leslie
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